Audio Imagery.net - "Your Favorite Bands' Favorite Band" » funny http://audioimagery.net Sexy, Future, Pop, Hip-hop, Rock Tue, 06 Dec 2011 06:37:10 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 12 Days of B-Tern Xmas http://audioimagery.net/remixes/12-days-of-b-tern-xmas http://audioimagery.net/remixes/12-days-of-b-tern-xmas#comments Fri, 17 Dec 2010 07:41:37 +0000 audioimagery http://audioimagery.net/?p=991 Read more →]]> http://audioimagery.net

So I was given this random recording of the B-Terns from B94.5FM in State College of them singing the 12 days of Xmas. But not like the original. They relate all the days to what they go through with their lead DJ, PJ Mullen. I sample the rough random mix and just made whatever came to me. Pretty fun song. I went a little silly with this one but hey its the season to be Jolly :)

Happy Holidays

]]> http://audioimagery.net/remixes/12-days-of-b-tern-xmas/feed 0 Say What? – Bounce – Audio Imagery Comedy http://audioimagery.net/media/say-what-%e2%80%93-bounce-%e2%80%93-audio-imagery-comedy http://audioimagery.net/media/say-what-%e2%80%93-bounce-%e2%80%93-audio-imagery-comedy#comments Thu, 21 Oct 2010 12:34:59 +0000 audioimagery http://audioimagery.net/?p=832 Read more →]]> Sometime in the near future, after the sharp decline in GDP (Gangsta Diggity Producshizzle) of HipHopopotamia, Ganstathropologists recovered numerous lost documents from one influential group who’s own influence could have been the cause of their downfall…. the Professor a key member of the influential group is also one of the most respected professionals in the field of Ganstathropology – after suffering a devastating ego-hemorrhage (while at the same time slipping on an ill-placed bowl of spaghetti) fell into a coma erasing most of his memory. He avidly denies any and all involvement in this Pre-apocalyptic Post-gangstas-paradise group and has set out to make videos highlighting the absurdity of this unrealistic connection….

This verse is from 2005-ish. A club track that will probably be put on next week for that week’s throwback track. This is during a time where Agress felt the need to be as vulgar as possible for no reason. Unnecessarily gross. And believe you me there is a lot more where this came from ;)

The professor gives a reading of this verse like no other. Enjoy…

Verse:
Bounce shorty get wit it, know that in a minute we out
From the club so I can chill wit ya
Go back to my place and just be real with ya
Not to brag but my spit game is real scripture
As your boobies bounce I just might lick ya
Introduce ya to my little friend that might stick ya
Double ‘o’ nine and a half a little innuendo
You’ll know what I mean when I got you pinned against the window
Twerk that till it breaks and we booth fall out
And then bounce on the concrete before I pull out
I’ll make it hot for you ma just so we can chill out
Turn your ignition till we both peel out
Whether in the club or not sip that hypnotic
Shorty I got you high like you sniffed on that chronic
Sophisticated chicks I got you talking ebonic
When I tap that ass until I get a harmonic “Ding

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